Last Night 2:35am

I'm currently blogging from torontos lustrious 501 street car. I've decided since something insane always happens here it's probably a good idea. Um let's see... well as I am typing this a man has been consistently staring at me for about 15 stops. He's so dedicated to staring at me that i'm starting to doubt myself, and question if it's me he's really staring at, but then everytime I make eye contact he gets pissed and sits up like he wants to fight. Which is strange because he's the one staring, anyways i'm done talking about that. What else? (3 min later) ... k this is good, a guy just sat next to a girl on the streetcar placed his arm around her and said, "I live in a condo by the lake wanna come over". She said no (not to sure why) to which his response was, " I used to live in a big house but i sold it and now I live in a condo wanna come home with me". Somebody has been listening to a little bit to much of T- pain.

If you don't get the reference watch this music video

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I forgot to mention that....

I forgot to mention that my two loves in life are.... Wiggers and Ginos. Oh man there's just nothing I love more than a "brap brap" coming from the mouth of a Caucasian from the suburbs , or the shiny gel crusted forehead of a Gino, either way I’m down. If you have either of these qualities I’m hosting a party at the edge of a cliff, party starts at 9:00pm. I will be arriving at 9:15pm dock martins and a gun, just to help get the party started.

Thank you lord for this video.

Thank you for your time lovers

Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice

Good friends of mine have been working very hard the past few years, and it is finnaly starting to pay off. They have just dropped their first music video, and are receiving radio play all over the country. Keep your ears and eyes peeled for Candy Coated Killahz, they will be huge, you can see thier video on much music starting now, but for the mean time you can watch it here.

Click To Watch "Playboy by Candy Coated Killahz"

See if you can spot me, for a prize.

enjoy lovers

Osha-what

I'm telling jokes in Oshawa tonight, they will definitly like my racist jokes there. hip hip horray for hick bars.
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Ta Ta for now lovers

What i'm up to Monday night!!

Click to see what i'm doing tomorrow night
Beaver Hall Gallery
Doors @ 7:00pm

$7

Comedy Show Monday

Time To Promote

Alright here we go...

NBA COMICS is coming in exactly one week.

The Second City Theatre has been host to some of the biggest names in comedy in the past, and now will open it's doors to a new brand of comedy, NBA Comics. This show can be witnessed March 1 st 2009.












Tickets are $15 in advance and $20 at the door.
Show time is 9:30pm
51 Mercer Street
www.nbacomics.com for more details.

i'm sorry blog

So i've recently had a converstation with my blog and apparently it feels that i have been neglecting it, and not posting everyday. And also that i've been leaving my post riddled with spelling errors. Wellllll SCREW you blog, ok i have a very demanding life, you think i'm just run home every night to write a stupid post for 4 people to read.... Answer is yes i will...try to. To make it up to all of you i will post a very strange photo that was shot by my roomate, Denver Eastman.
























it's called "What to wear"

Busy Busy Busy... Free.

soooo you know what's fun, getting ratted out at work for getting a cup of coffee when you're are not on break, so so so fun, and even more fun then that is getting fired, because of a bitter old woman who has realized her whole life has amounted to nothing more than making $12/hour. so i'm pretty available now, if anyone wants to book a lunch date, i'm down, your treat though :)
so comedy has been going wonderful though tons of shows coming up, and i've done 9 sets already since the beginning of the month. fun fun fun


don't get fired lovers

Yorkville Mustache?

Yep. so i decided to try to grow a mustache, i've tried once before, and gave up, because i wanted to make friends. But i think i've secured enough friends now that it's time to try again. For those of you that don't know the dynamics of my face, it's hard for me to grow facial hair, very hard.

Also tonight i have a gig in Yorkville tonight @ some upscale martini lounge (definitly my crowd?) they will probably fire me right away when they see the prepubescent rat tail growing on my upper lip. We'll see what happens, maybe i'll make enough money to buy one drink tonight.


Have a good day lovers.

i'm tired!

Merci

Thank you to everyone who come out to Perfect 10, it's was a real fun show, about 60 people came out, and from what i heard, everyone had a really good time, including me. thank you to all the amazing comics that were performing you made the night perfect.

Here's my next big project.

NBA Comics @The Second City Theatre
March 1st.
www.nbacomics.com
The tickets are on sale now. talk to me to get your hands on some.

Check the link for an interview with me, and all the show information.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=mWHVx7pUqLs&feature=channel_page

Check it out lovers