Perfect 10 Todayyy

Tonight is the night, where the top up and comers, and, just top comedians in the toronto scene, hit the stage. Ten bucks is such a great deal to see these 10 comics. It's almost a gaurentee that this time next year from, you won't be able to see any of these comics again for this cheap. This is history in the making folks, don't miss out.

Perfect 10
@ The Comedy Bar
945 bloor street (ossington station)
doors @ 9:30pm
only $10.



See you there lovers.

Thisss guy!

So i think i may have encountered my first dose or racism today. I was on bloor street just saying hi to my friends when a drunk native man (i'm sorry it's important to the story) slured the phrase, "remember who's land you are on" then shouted "white power" (insert nazi salute), and walked away. All in all it made my day.

No advancements in the comedy world, oh actually i got a sweet gig today, (to be announced soon) and i got recognized on the street twice. booyah, anywaysss

sleep tight lovers.

Perfect 10 tomorrow.
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nothing

yep i've been doing nothing the past two days, just working some shifts at my day job and sitting at home watching theeee worst television. Survivor man and Mantrackers.

i'm pretty excited for perfect 10, and have alot of other shows coming up to that i am getting pumped for, this is lame sorry.

i will get back to watching the jon dore show now.

Wednesdays @ 10:oopm on The comedy network

you're welcome Jon.

oops i did it?...

so kind of as a half joke today while i was eating poutine and watching mtv live (sorry) after work, i entered a contest that is a spin of the homo-erotic show bromance, called paulmance, i got an email tonight asking me to appear on mtv live via webcam tomorrow @ 6:00, to explain why i would be right for the show, so that should be fun hope i don't say anything stupid that would cause me to further appear on mtv live, please don't watch.


comedy wize, i went a did a open mic tonight, just to lower my high from the all black show.
open mics hurt.

thank you thank you thank you

I want to thank the gods of all black comedy for granting me favor tonight, thank you for the strength to go up on stage and make 400 black people laugh, i will call on you again sometime.

The stress is finally done, all week i was nervous about this show, and i think that's what caused me to work so hard to prepare.

kenny robinson's nubian show was a great success tonight as i'm sure it always is, with a packed yuk yuks, it was such an awesome show. i think one of my favorites sets that i've done since i started comedy. It definitly motivated me.

Next mission is sell out the comedy bar for Perfect 10, 5 days till that show, can't wait

farewell lovers.

let's get naked.

I know that if i get lazy and not write a little thing every day, there will never be another post, so as of this moment i have no clue what to write about. hmm. last night i went to go watch my friends, Gilson lubin, and jon dore, do a set at yuk yuks, that was really fun, it's so painful to sit in the back of a room and watch 300 people laugh and not being able to go on stage. That's like going to a pool party and having an open wound, and your stupid grade 6 teacher won't let you join the rest of the grade 6 class in the pool, so you just have to sit there all day in the blazzing sun and pass out and get a heat stroke. You know what i'm saying??

Yeah.... so the all black show is coming up pretty soon, i should probably spend sometime today figuring out what jokes to do at that. anyways i'm gunna make some food, and wonder why i started blogging.

peace out lovers

also come to my comedy show.
Perfect 10 Jan 31st. Comedy Bar, 10:00 $10 945 bloor (ossignton station)
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today...today...today

ok i guess i spent most of the afternoon hustling, i sent a few harrasment messages via facebook about perfect 10, and watched more day time television crime shows. Then i checked out an open mic, and after that went out to party for a bit, met some new people, and of course hustled to get them out to my show. i hate this, i feel like i'm luring people into the white van of comedy (if you will).

i wonder if people read this?

Eff my life

Well it's 1:51 and i'm watching a re-run of "the real world". why am i subjecting myself to this you ask. it's because...umm... well good question. it is because of my day job, i conduct surveys over the phone, i'm not proud of it (much like my use of incorrect punctuation). Somewhere along the line someone screwed up and i have no work this week. So i have been watching shows such as, american justice, unsolved mysteries, and mtv live all day. What scares me is that if i ever get lucky enough to be a full time comedian and not work a day job, terrible day time television with be my life. I need a hobby. help.

Comedy wize:
i didn't do much today, watched an open mic, pick up tickets for an upcoming show, and i harrased people about my perfect 10 show.

If you are reading this and going why does he write like this no one is going to read this, all i have to say is you are reading it. goodnight lovers.

Still Broke

Well i am broke, but good news is on the way and it's.... Black history month, what a great month to be a stand up comedian. I just scored another gig that's going to be on feb 6th, (w.e more details later.) That month is filling up nicely. And got invited to some industry party this weekend. Booyah, oh anddddd also stand up went alright tonight i was up first, and i like to say i did well. Frig for some reason putting your diary online (blog) makes it less gay.

maybe one day someone will find my life intresting, it's like entourage, but without the entourage, or the money. but it is a behind the scenes look of how i almost have to do indecent acts in alley ways to pay rent.

the end

My Life As A Starving Comedian

I guess i need to keep up with writting, so i decided to start this. I think i'm pretty much just going to talk about my everyday life. (probably what's expected of a blog) i'll be blogging about my daily hustle of making it somewhere in comedy, and maybe one day if i get really famous, and only have to work a part time day job, someone will turn this into a book.

On the docket for tonight.
Yuk Yuk's Amature night, in order to prepare for the all black show i am doing at yuk yuks this weekend.


Also I have lost my joke book so it's making it quite difficult to remeber some of my older jokes. Dammit.