weekend twitter

so my weekend is going to involve, 7:00 am casting calls, hawk wranglers,red bull, a strip club, Underwater science labs, and 48 hours without sleep. To find out why and how, follow me on twitter

http://twitter.com/danielwoodrow

Busy Weekend Coming up.

10 Days

It's almost time for my Bi-monthly comedy show, Perfect 10. The line up on this show actually makes me proud that I put it together. I don't know who actually reads this or whatever but if you do consider checking out the show. Here's the link to the facebook invite.

Perfect 10
The Comedy Bar
945 bloor st. (ossington station)
$10
10:00pm

you can buy tickets online here
http://www.ticketweb.ca/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=1095574
hope to see you guys there.

xoxo lovers.

A Weekend in the City

First off I want to say that No Frills blows my mind, I bought over a weeks worth of food for $20, and I constantly eat, don't let my size fool you. Sorry fat people. Also It looks like my weekend is going to be extremely busy, so maybe I'll actually have some stuff to write about soon. Friday I am going to see Bloc Party @ Koolhaus finally I've been wanting to see this band for years. Saturday I have a meeting with an agent. Then on Sunday starting at the crack of dawn, I have to head out to Hamilton, to shoot a commercial with mtv, then we are heading over to Brampton to shoot a second one, and I hear this one involves me, in a field with a hawk. I can not wait. Then from Brampton I have to jet off to London (the lame one), to do some stand up for Jay Vegas' X-Rated comedy show, that will for sure be fun, then back to Toronto to shoot the third mtv ringtones commercial on Monday. There will be no sleeping involved this weekend.
Wow that was long.

thanks for reading lovers.

Broke....

The only thing difference between me and a homeless guy, is that I have better jokes, and less money. I bet you the guy that stands at the eaton center fake holding open the door (that is jammed and stays open anyways) made more money today then I have made all month doing stand up, and he's probably eating better food than me. I think Mr. Chef Boyardee, has flown under the radar for to long. Someone should tell him to go back to school cause he sucks balls at cooking.


On a good note I had an audition at mtv today, things might start looking up.

more news to come lovers.

Londonnnn Bridge Is still there

I will be gracing the stages of London (the crappy one) for the first time, next weekend, i am pretty excited. i wonder if they like black people there, and if not hopefully they like my racist jokes.

FLAVOR OF HATE

Flavor Flav







By the way i don't actually think that video is funny, it just waisted my time and i didn't want to be alone on this one.
Also I think Flavor Flav should fall on a knife.

Brap Brap.